so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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