He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i've created a new STD.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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