he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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