That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Is her dick bigger than yours?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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