Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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