just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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