just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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