North Korea, Best Korea!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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