Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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