just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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