Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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