he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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