I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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