yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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