Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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