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say what?
wanna hang out?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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