If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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