You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
