No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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