I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
smell my finger.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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