That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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