Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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