I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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