How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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