I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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