Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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