I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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