wrigley field is MILF paradise
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We need to get me chipped asap
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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