we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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