Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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