I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
