The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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