my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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