just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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