PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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