And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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