sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You can't just leave with hair like that
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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