But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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