where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Randomize
