Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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