yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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