# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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