well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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