i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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