i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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