she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Randomize
