chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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