My brain says no but my pants say off.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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