I think im going to throw up on grandma
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Be still, my beating vagina.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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