I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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