This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
