What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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