Dual....:-)
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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