if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
whose parrot is this?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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