How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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