you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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