Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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